Short Bus Humor

Finding the Funny in Everyday Life…and then offending people.

BMI IS RETARDED

I’m sure the Body Mass Index system was designed with the best of intentions, and generalizations can’t fit all cases, but what they deem “healthy” is just insane. Let’s look at some specifics.

My Wifes’ Ass, 2 Hands, and a Map.

Dani at “This ain’t no Effin Mom Blog” had an interesting point about how men would be useless without a wife to help them. I retaliate and with undeniable proof, exemplify that retardation, in fact, knows no gender.

The title says it all. Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

Retards and the Chinese

This article I originally posted on the EvilGeniustv.com site as a rant against people getting all politically correct about shit. - and I took a lot of heat for it. Hopefully you guys have a slightly better sense of humor about it