http://www.shortbushumor.com Finding the Funny in Everyday Life...and then offending people. Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:36:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I hate posting this. Not the article, but the fact that I have to post this ONLY on my humor site. It was acceptable to dedicate an entire article to my penis on my marketing site , but defending a homosexual male is a no no. It’s f*d up, its ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/12/a-straight-but-non-homophobic-guy%e2%80%99s-take-on-the-adam-lambert-controversy%e2%80%a6-and-a-surprising-admission/ In recognition of all my brothers who have been made to sit through Twilight or New Moon with their wives and girlfriends, I present to you a gift.  Fuck Team Edward, Fuck Team Jacob.  Us guys are starting our own. I present to you Team Alice! http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/11/team-alice-guys-motivational-poster/ I spent a few nights last week reading the Watchmen graphic novel, and watched the movie last night...and I was pretty impressed.  A bunch of my friends commented that it looked great but was hard to follow.  I'd have to agree.  The book was a bit tough to make sense of, ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/08/the-watchmen-and-male-dangly-things/ Well , I'm two-thirds of the way to my ideal weight.  Actually closer to ¾ but I am giving myself some buffer so I don't freak out when I gain 10 or 15 pounds when I quit smoking (next goal). When I started this crazy ride earlier this year I sat ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/07/bmi-is-retarded/ I'm not the emotional type.  I don't have some stifled macho sense that it's not manly. I'm just ruled by logic for the most part.  I still prefer to hug over shaking hands, I'm not afraid to cry at a movie (tho it happens very rarely except for Marley and ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/07/homesick/ At last, someone interesting calling in on QVC    Don't know how Freudian this may be but... My Desktop is a Dell XPS 420 Game Room PC Dell SP 410 Media Server Dell SP 420 Nik laptop - Dell XPS My laptop - Dell mini What do you think that says about me :)  Hmmm wonder if there ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/03/truth-in-advertising-a-refreshing-testimonial/ <-- the actual magazine that started it all when I was 12...  Before we begin, I want to assure you that this article is not about me.  It's about the ladies and what makes them tick.  However, I delve a bit into what makes guys tick to help us better understand why ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/03/butts-boobs-and-richard-gere-what-the-hell-turns-women-on/ This is totally guy humor. I can just imagine my wife saying "That is so mean!" and all my guy friends just pissing themselves laughing. Watch Creepy Shaming on CollegeHumor http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/03/why-i-will-never-get-drunk-and-crash-at-a-buddies-house/ Dani over at This aint no Effin Mom Blog had a great post called How Penises Think that motivated me to respond.  In it she described how her husband would not be able to function in the real world without her.  In my experience, I would have to disagree. Utter uselessness ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/03/my-wifes%e2%80%99-ass-2-hands-and-a-map/ I’ve just returned from a doctor’s appointment and I thought I would share an uncomfortable story with you. Hopefully I can entertain you at my own expense while sharing a important lesson about using humor inappropriately. Let me add that while this may tickle your funnybone, I can assure you, ... http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/03/please-don%e2%80%99t-laugh-while-you-are-holding-my-penis/