Short Bus Humor

Finding the Funny in Everyday Life…and then offending people.

The Watchmen - And male dangly things

We discuss the Watchmen movie, and hilarious discussions that HAD to have taken place with regards to animating Dr. Manhattans Penis for the big screen. Yeah, I know. I’m warped. Believe it or not, this ACUTALY IS how my brain works.

HOMESICK…

Title says it all…

Is there ANYTHING that is an instant turn-on for women? We all know that men are “butt guys” or “boob guys” or “leg guys”. We are pretty easy that way. But in all my years of experience, I still have no idea what the magic item for any woman I have ever dated. Ladies, help us out?

My Wifes’ Ass, 2 Hands, and a Map.

Dani at “This ain’t no Effin Mom Blog” had an interesting point about how men would be useless without a wife to help them. I retaliate and with undeniable proof, exemplify that retardation, in fact, knows no gender.

I show the use of inappropriate humor with a humiliating story involving my penis, an unsympathetic doctor, and a giggle.

Retards and the Chinese

This article I originally posted on the EvilGeniustv.com site as a rant against people getting all politically correct about shit. - and I took a lot of heat for it. Hopefully you guys have a slightly better sense of humor about it