Comments on: HOMESICK… http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/07/homesick/ Finding the Funny in Everyday Life...and then offending people. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:27:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: slipstick http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/07/homesick/comment-page-1/#comment-62 slipstick Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:01:06 +0000 http://www.shortbushumor.com/?p=111#comment-62 JJ, Good luck on beating the shit out of the guy who weighs 50 pounds more than you... Come to think of it (Gee, I really am perverted) you already have... JJ,

Good luck on beating the shit out of the guy who weighs 50 pounds more than you… Come to think of it (Gee, I really am perverted) you already have…

]]> By: JJ http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/07/homesick/comment-page-1/#comment-58 JJ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:10:21 +0000 http://www.shortbushumor.com/?p=111#comment-58 Butterfly? All I can think of is Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs with that creepy ass voice ...It put's the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.. Couldn'd you think of something cooler like a tiger or something :) PS. I agree on throatation 'till completion as a BC device! You totally need to talk to my wife! Butterfly? All I can think of is Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs with that creepy ass voice

…It put’s the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again..

Couldn’d you think of something cooler like a tiger or something :)

PS. I agree on throatation ’till completion as a BC device! You totally need to talk to my wife!

]]> By: Erin Gray http://www.shortbushumor.com/2009/07/homesick/comment-page-1/#comment-56 Erin Gray Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:54:47 +0000 http://www.shortbushumor.com/?p=111#comment-56 Hey JJ, Even though you know I hated Gainesville, I have some of the same feelings you do currently. For me it's a little more like a loss of independence and an exercise in holding my bowels at the thought of walking in to someone twice my age and saying, "Hi, I'm Dr. Gray. What seems to be the problem?" I think there is a routine into which we unknowingly settle and at a certain point we discover that we are not as flexible to change as we have purported ourselves to be. You are a freshly wrapped caterpillar. In three weeks, I hold that you will be struttin' around Sarasota like the biggest, baddest butterfly the world has ever known....just be careful JJ. Butterflies ususally only live 3-4 days ;-) PS. Regarding the joke, swallowing is the best birth control method discovered in many years. Even the pill is only 99.9% Love and Hugs Hey JJ,
Even though you know I hated Gainesville, I have some of the same feelings you do currently. For me it’s a little more like a loss of independence and an exercise in holding my bowels at the thought of walking in to someone twice my age and saying, “Hi, I’m Dr. Gray. What seems to be the problem?”
I think there is a routine into which we unknowingly settle and at a certain point we discover that we are not as flexible to change as we have purported ourselves to be. You are a freshly wrapped caterpillar. In three weeks, I hold that you will be struttin’ around Sarasota like the biggest, baddest butterfly the world has ever known….just be careful JJ. Butterflies ususally only live 3-4 days ;-)
PS. Regarding the joke, swallowing is the best birth control method discovered in many years. Even the pill is only 99.9%
Love and Hugs

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