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	<title>Comments on: My Wifes’ Ass, 2 Hands, and a Map.</title>
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	<description>Finding the Funny in Everyday Life...and then offending people.</description>
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		<title>By: JJ Kennedy</title>
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		<dc:creator>JJ Kennedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I Imagine I would be able to admit my faults, but I don't really think I have ever had one, so it's tough to say...

And the wife vs. wife sister story will come out eventually...I'm probably going to wait until she is away for a few days before I post it :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I Imagine I would be able to admit my faults, but I don&#8217;t really think I have ever had one, so it&#8217;s tough to say&#8230;</p>
<p>And the wife vs. wife sister story will come out eventually&#8230;I&#8217;m probably going to wait until she is away for a few days before I post it <img src='http://www.shortbushumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: dani</title>
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		<dc:creator>dani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh and P.S. I would love to hear the Dani story.. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh and P.S. I would love to hear the Dani story.. <img src='http://www.shortbushumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: dani</title>
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		<dc:creator>dani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love it !!!!!
You see this is one thing that I can do that most penises can't, and that is totally admit to my faults ( I think).
I have to admit that you have completely pegged me with the whole phone thing as well as the food too !!! I'm guessing that it's vaginal in nature. We do absolutely loose our minds as well as plenty of objects and the occasional kid. :)
Awesome post, I really enjoyed it and I greatly appreciate the shout out...
Oh, and many blessings with the wife's education... You go girl !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it !!!!!<br />
You see this is one thing that I can do that most penises can&#8217;t, and that is totally admit to my faults ( I think).<br />
I have to admit that you have completely pegged me with the whole phone thing as well as the food too !!! I&#8217;m guessing that it&#8217;s vaginal in nature. We do absolutely loose our minds as well as plenty of objects and the occasional kid. <img src='http://www.shortbushumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Awesome post, I really enjoyed it and I greatly appreciate the shout out&#8230;<br />
Oh, and many blessings with the wife&#8217;s education&#8230; You go girl !!!</p>
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		<title>By: JJ Kennedy</title>
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		<dc:creator>JJ Kennedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nah, my weiner has a conscience. Granted it is a small one...

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nah, my weiner has a conscience. Granted it is a small one&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Dan Brantley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan Brantley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You almost got that right. If you left out the line in the first series that said something about "married" and went straight to "OK," like in the last example, I think that might be more accurate.

On the subject of expired food, my wife is exactly the opposite. I am not sure how long an egg has to sit in the refrigerator before the yolk turns black, but... you get the idea, if it isn't moving on its own, its probably Ok for consumption. You'll read about our whole family in the news one day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You almost got that right. If you left out the line in the first series that said something about &#8220;married&#8221; and went straight to &#8220;OK,&#8221; like in the last example, I think that might be more accurate.</p>
<p>On the subject of expired food, my wife is exactly the opposite. I am not sure how long an egg has to sit in the refrigerator before the yolk turns black, but&#8230; you get the idea, if it isn&#8217;t moving on its own, its probably Ok for consumption. You&#8217;ll read about our whole family in the news one day.</p>
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