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At last, someone interesting calling in on QVC
10 Mar
Posted by JJ Kennedy as My Stories
Is there ANYTHING that is an instant turn-on for women? We all know that men are “butt guys” or “boob guys” or “leg guys”. We are pretty easy that way. But in all my years of experience, I still have no idea what the magic item for any woman I have ever dated. Ladies, help us out?
08 Mar
Posted by JJ Kennedy as Funny on the Web
This is totally guy humor. I can just imagine my wife saying “That is so mean!” and all my guy friends just pissing themselves laughing.
Dani at “This ain’t no Effin Mom Blog” had an interesting point about how men would be useless without a wife to help them. I retaliate and with undeniable proof, exemplify that retardation, in fact, knows no gender.
I show the use of inappropriate humor with a humiliating story involving my penis, an unsympathetic doctor, and a giggle.
I realize that I am a bit old to play a High School student, but then again half the cast of 90210 was in thieir 30’s. Plus, I can sing and have a ruggedly handsome look. My wife couldn’t hold a note to save her life (cat’s actually cry when she sings) but at least she is hot.