Short Bus Humor

Finding the Funny in Everyday Life…and then offending people.

At last, someone interesting calling in on QVC

Is there ANYTHING that is an instant turn-on for women? We all know that men are “butt guys” or “boob guys” or “leg guys”. We are pretty easy that way. But in all my years of experience, I still have no idea what the magic item for any woman I have ever dated. Ladies, help us out?

This is totally guy humor. I can just imagine my wife saying “That is so mean!” and all my guy friends just pissing themselves laughing.

My Wifes’ Ass, 2 Hands, and a Map.

Dani at “This ain’t no Effin Mom Blog” had an interesting point about how men would be useless without a wife to help them. I retaliate and with undeniable proof, exemplify that retardation, in fact, knows no gender.

I show the use of inappropriate humor with a humiliating story involving my penis, an unsympathetic doctor, and a giggle.

I realize that I am a bit old to play a High School student, but then again half the cast of 90210 was in thieir 30’s. Plus, I can sing and have a ruggedly handsome look. My wife couldn’t hold a note to save her life (cat’s actually cry when she sings) but at least she is hot.