I came up with the idea for this article while surfing for some new books on Amazon. I was looking for a book on the great depression, and accidentally typed “everyones poop” instead of “everyones poor.” Much to my amusement, a book came to the top of the list.

In a childish fit of laughter, I started looking for other weird stuff on Amazon.

Below are my Top 7.



Number 7:

How to Be Pope: What to Do and Where to Go Once You’re in the Vatican

Good things. Fantastic read for all the aspiring popes out there.


Chapter 5: Choosing the right hat for you.

Number 6:

The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories

Now is that lesbian horse on horse love, or 2 lesbians with a male horse, or a girl with a female horse?

Whichever. I’m down. You had me at hello.

Number 5:

How to Read a Book

Am I the only one that gets the irony here?

Next in the series, Motzart for the deaf.

Number 4

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification

One word. Finally.

Number 3

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It

That explains the voices in my head.

I’m totally an unsuspecting bystander.

Number 2

101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators

I’ll add:

Use 102: Take 20 applicators, fill with double fudge frosting. Stuff in wifes mouth and secure with duct tape.

Provides both necessary chocolate intake and prevents her from bitching for 3-6 days.

Use 103: Now using as ad-hoc splint to mend my severed penis after suggestion 102.

And Number 1

Everyone Poops

A classic by any standard.

As a side note, my own informal findings dispute this supposed “law” of nature. I surveyed 12 women aged 19-34, and they ALL assured me that they, in fact, did not poop.
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